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The SimpSounds
A Brand New Simpsons Website, Promoting Peace and Fertility through Mindless Humour!
The SimpSounds

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So, here you are, laughing snidely to yourself, and wondering "Why on Earth does the world need another new Simpsons Webpage? Well, aren't you just the snotty one? After all, nobody asked you to come here, did they? Anyway, if you take the time to look around, you'll find that this is a Simpsons Sounds (Or, alternatively, SimpSounds) page with a difference. For, hidden deep within these pages, is the...

Secret of Eternal Life!!!

No, really, its true! I swear! Have I ever lied to you before? (For visitors from my "Everything on this Webpage is a Lie" Page, please disregard that last question. It was hypothetical, really. If you don't know what the word "hypothetical" means, put five dollars in an envelope, and mail it to "Gullible Bugger, P.O. Box 1323, New York, New York 10014").

So, not only do you get all the joy of hearing various SimpSounds, the more diligent among you will discover the Secret of Eternal Life! Sounds like a hell of a deal to me!

Like many other examples of shoddy merchandise, this website has received the Krusty Brand Seal of Approval! Want proof? Just click the Seal to hear a personal message from Krusty himself!

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If you'd like to pick up a font that looks like the Simpsons writing, click here.

Other Fun Websites

Duckman 69 - Duckman Pics and Sounds
Andy's Amish Website - Amish Fun and Silliness
My Favourite Bathtime Gurgles - Jokes, cartoons, and more from a strange, warped mind.
Ire - Bile and Rhetoric on the Web - got a complaint, beef or gripe? Then Ire's the place to be!

Legal Disclaimer: I make no claim to any Copyrighted materials found on this page. If you find copyrighted material here, I don't know how it got there. Probably hackers put them there. This page is not about the Copyrighted television show "The Simpsons", owned by Fox. It is about making lovely floral arrangements. If you find Simpsons information here, again, I blame evil, evil hackers.