So, here you are, laughing snidely to yourself, and wondering "Why on Earth does the world need another new Simpsons Webpage? Well, aren't you just the snotty one? After all, nobody asked you to come here, did they? Anyway, if you take the time to look around, you'll find that this is a Simpsons Sounds (Or, alternatively, SimpSounds) page with a difference. For, hidden deep within these pages, is the...

No, really, its true! I swear! Have I ever lied to you before? (For visitors from my "Everything on this Webpage is a Lie" Page, please disregard that last question. It was hypothetical, really. If you don't know what the word "hypothetical" means, put five dollars in an envelope, and mail it to "Gullible Bugger, P.O. Box 1323, New York, New York 10014").

So, not only do you get all the joy of hearing various SimpSounds, the more diligent among you will discover the Secret of Eternal Life! Sounds like a hell of a deal to me!

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