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Mr. Burns. Evil, conniving, heartless, cruel, unforgiving - and the funniest damn 104 year old cartoon character of all time.

Bah! To hell with this! (12 K)

Why, its that delightful TV leprechaun. I'm going to get your Lucky Charms. (49 K)

Excellent (18 K)

I don't like being outdoors, Smithers. For one thing, there are too many fat children. (47 K) - Hilarious!

Tangle with me, and I'll crush you like a paper cup. (35 K)

Burns: Tell me how my stocks did yesterday.
Homer: Ah, they all won.
(62 K)

Compadres, it is imperative that we crush the freedom fighters before the start of the rainy season. And remember, a shiny new donkey for whoever brings me the head of Colonel Montoya. (125 K)

Ooooh, the Germans are mad at me! (183 K)

Out of my way! I'm a motorist! (39 K)

Smithers: I'm afraid we have a bad image sir. Market research shows people see you as something of an ogre.
Burns: I oughtta club them and eat their bones!
(39 K)

I've tried every tincture and poutice and tonic and patent medice there is. And all I really needed was the blood of a young boy. (96 K)

Burns: Hmmm...who's that goat-legged fellow? I like the cut of his jib.
Smithers: Ah, Prince of Darkness, sir. He's your eleven o'clock.
(47 K)

Men, there's a little crippled boy, sitting in a hospital, who wants you to win this game. I know, because I crippled him myself to inspire you. (113 K)

Hello, Smithers. You're quite good at turning me on. (51 K) - Smithers' screen saver.

Yoink! (15 K)

Burns: Stop everything! I don't remember writing a check for bowling!
Smithers: Ah, sir, that's a check for your boweling.
Burns: Oh yes! That's very important.
Smithers: Yes sir. Remember that month you didn't do it?
Burns: Yes. That was unpleasant for all concerned.
(123 K)

Burns: Oh, of course, and don't worry. There'll be plenty of apples for you. Nobody would take away your precious apples.
Homer: But the note was asking you to-
Burns: No, no, now, tell my secretary I said you could have a free apple. She'll make everything all right, I promise.
(185 K)

Some mistake. We, ah, make cookies here. Mr. Burns' Old Fashion Good Time Extra Chewy... (71 K)

Singers:But we have the power.
Burns: Look at them all, through the darkness I'm bringing. They're not sad at all, they're actually singing! They sing without juicers, they sing without blenders. They sing without flungers, capdabblers and smendlers!
(189 K)

Ah! Sixty watts? What do you think this is, a tanning salon? (46 K)

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